slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

Like that is the only relationship question to be asked.
"Hey, I was wondering where I should take Frank for our next date, I want it to fit the pace and mood of our relationship, any ideas?"
"TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF AND THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE TEETH! HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU SHOULD THROW HIS SHIT OUT INTO THE STREET!"
"Wow! It’s only a second date, plus the only thing of his at my place is a pen I forgot to return to him before we parted way last time."
"THROW ITIN THE STREET!!!!!"

(via professorlupine)

You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.

(via supremesaltine)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via deadsugarface)

boldlygiffing:

Season 3 - Episode 15 “Yesterday’s Enterprise”

(via sexy-spock)

tom-aiac:

piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

My sincerest congrats to my hero ^-^

(via ohminegoth)

m-cmlxxv:

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

this

(via giraffes-and-mooses)

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

(via skylorde)

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[I agree with many people that DS9 was the best Trek because it was the only one that had a plot. Voyager thought it had a plot, but it actually only had a premise. TNG and TOS didn’t have premises; they had settings.]

Because I’ve seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I’m going home” - The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)

(via v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e)