dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
Like that is the only relationship question to be asked.
"Hey, I was wondering where I should take Frank for our next date, I want it to fit the pace and mood of our relationship, any ideas?"
"TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF AND THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE TEETH! HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU SHOULD THROW HIS SHIT OUT INTO THE STREET!"
"Wow! It’s only a second date, plus the only thing of his at my place is a pen I forgot to return to him before we parted way last time."
"THROW ITIN THE STREET!!!!!"